The Rules of Tumblr
- Do not make a joke about homosexuality, bisexuality, asexuality, transexuality, etc etc. You are a literal piece of filth who should be burned at the stake if you do. Get the fuck off Tumblr right now you oppressing piece of cisgendered shit.
- Instead, make jokes about heterosexuality. These are hilarious, great and most definitely does not show double-standards or hypocrisy.
I can attest that what accounts for the lack of creative debate that makes up social justice troll posts is not because they are childish or lack the cognitive ability to appropriately argue their opponent, but because whatever it is the social justice blogger is responding to is SO OUT OF THIS WORLD AND WHACKY THAT THE ONLY RESPONSE WE CAN GIVE IS TO MINDLESSLY MOCK AND TROLL THEM TO DISTRICT US FROM THE INTENSE AND PASSIONATE RAGE WE ARE FILLED WITH BY READING WHAT PEOPLE APPARENTLY AND ACTUALLY BELIEVE LIKE LOOK AT THIS, ARE YOU SERIOUS LIKE YOU SIR NEED TO SIT DOWN AND COUNT TO 12,000
ok so reviewing my blog in 2 seconds leads me to the conclusion that i need to go on a selfie diet
This is officer P. Drennan undercover at the Grime’n’Jive Saloon, investigating alleged/proven claims that the beer is distilled in used caskets.
Ok logical user you have until the count of 3 to get off my blog before I start throwing things
Do you need me to call the WAHHHHHHH-mbulance? Did I hurt your little “queer” feelings? Must I run to walmart and get a rattle? Babies stop…
I hope you’re good at dodging because here comes the bathtub
they literally put “queer” in quotes like what are you skeptical about ??
pretty loving the trim job i gave the ol’ beard-a-rino at 2am
The ox-blood colored shoes/belt combo make any outfit a pre-emptive sexual nuclear bomb strike on anyone’s senses fortunate to notice it.
I’m so fucking glad this is a gifset.
(Source: bradleycoopr, via aryalockwood)
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME, I CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER BROKEN HEART SUFFERED BY A TERRIBLE MMO
I’ve babbled on here before about how Sean and I have been searching for the perfect MMO since we quit WoW back in high school and he bought ESO on an impulse and is telling is telling me this is it but I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN BITTEN BEFORE BY SO MANY OTHERS LIKE I HAVE SUCH TRUST ISSUES WITH MMOs LIKE OH MY GOD GUILD WARS 2, THE OLD REPUBLIC, TERA, THOSE WERE SUCH LONELY JOURNEYS THROUGH DEPRESSING BOREDOM AND IDK MAN HE SAYS THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL THESE YEARS AND IDK IDK IF I CAN TRUST HIM AAAAAHHHH
Not prepared for the frozen roads that the fertile gods of spring gave us as some sort of a prank.
wish me luck
sleep round 2 commence
so i’m someone who suffers from sleep paralysis very frequently and am very vulnerable to falling into intense states of fear because of my very overactive and powerful imagination, so between the two of those things, I can have pretty edgy nights either too afraid to sleep because i’ll wake up paralyzed or just unable to because i keep imagining horrible scenarios, and tonight is one of those nights, cause i keep hearing shit and imagining what it could be and then i feel somETHING TOUCH MY FUCKING LEG AND IT’S TED COMING IN TO ASK ME IF I WANTED TO CHAT FOR A LITTLE BIT AND I NEARLY SHAT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I THOUGHT “WELL THIS IS IT, THE ALIENS ARE FINALLY HERE TO DRAG ME AWAY, GOODBYE EARTH”
Let me write for you!
I’m super fucked up and feeling really inspired, so what kind of poem would you bad ass cats want to read?
Suggest a topic or a theme, specific or vague, anything at all, and I’ll write it for you because that sounds special.
So what’s it gonna be?
this goes for all you goons too!
Am I ever going to
get the chance
to lay down at night
and fantasize about something else
other than the conversations
I still need to have with you
under the covers
you bring me home
at your suggestion
"out of nowhere text"
that I reluctantly accept
go to work every day
neighborhood you moved to
so you could be with me
before you realized
you weren’t interested in
without a constant sense of panic
that I will run into you
because I have
absolutely no idea
how I would react
being faced with you
is taking my place
it would be
to stop vicariously loving you
because of how similar the
two of you are
the way I interact with her
is just like
But what I would love
is to no longer
to not call these women
by your name
when I’m fucking them
or spilling our hearts to each other,
because I’m just far too conditioned
every heart warming
and I’m sick and
goddamned tired of
constantly having to catch my tongue
and rearrange the letters of your name
in my mouth
because the only thing
whether what I say
is a lie
very very high when i wrote this and idk i think the last stanza is something I should be proud of
(Source: gardens-and-graveyards, via gardens-and-graveyards)
Doodly Fanart of Jaime Lannister.